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Gun totting hookers?

Postby jeremyp » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:35 am

Can I start up a new thread about a gun totting hooker who has mental health issues or will that land me in banishment???
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Conor Dary » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:44 am

jeremyp wrote:Can I start up a new thread about a gun totting hooker who has mental health issues or will that land me in banishment???


Well let's see. In this section there are 3 closed threads, and you managed to hit all three topics in one sentence. Thus the answer should be rather obvious.....but who knows...
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby mump boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:58 am

as long as they're 'coloured' :P
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby gh » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:01 am

you might get banned for spelling deficiencies...
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby mump boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:06 am

gh wrote:you might get banned for spelling deficiencies...


We invented the language Gaz

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definitio ... h/coloured

I'll take my spelling thank you
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Marlow » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:12 am

the verb 'to tot' means to total or add/sum up.

Therefore, this thread is about prostitutes who count guns. Presumably their pimps have them do that during their down-time (pun?). The conversation would go something like this:

Hey Trixie, go down to my Laundomat (the front for his business), go into the back room and see how many gats I got.
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby gh » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:37 am

mump boy wrote:
gh wrote:you might get banned for spelling deficiencies...


We invented the language Gaz

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definitio ... h/coloured

I'll take my spelling thank you


I was referring to the thread title, and the originator who asked about being banned.
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby ExCoastRanger » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:37 am

Would this be the same gun-toting non-white right-wing marxist Trixie who had "unbelievable" hooking performances in the 1980s?
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby gh » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:38 am

Marlow wrote:the verb 'to tot' means to total or add/sum up. ....


not to the Brits it doesn't.
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby cullman » Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:03 pm

gh wrote:you might get banned for spelling deficiencies...

Me, my children and children's children may get banned for this but "totting" is in the urban dictionary and gun totting...well as Casey Stengel used to say, "You can look it up."
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby SQUACKEE » Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:05 pm

My wife Lorelie, just got back from a Newton funeral of a little girl she used to hold in her arms, I didnt want to go,but I think humor is the great healer.
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby mump boy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:30 pm

gh wrote:
mump boy wrote:
gh wrote:you might get banned for spelling deficiencies...


We invented the language Gaz

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definitio ... h/coloured

I'll take my spelling thank you


I was referring to the thread title, and the originator who asked about being banned.


Oh :oops:
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Marlow » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:22 pm

gh wrote:
Marlow wrote:the verb 'to tot' means to total or add/sum up. ....

not to the Brits it doesn't.


cullman wrote:Me, my children and children's children may get banned for this but "totting" is in the urban dictionary and gun totting...well as Casey Stengel used to say, "You can look it up."

Is this what you mean?

UrbanDict wrote:Totting - The actions taken by prostitots, or tots.


Hookers are called tots?! Gives a whole new meaning to the neighborhood playground called a 'tot lot'. :shock:

So the thread title becomes "Gun hooking hookers" (??!!)
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Pego » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:50 pm

Marlow wrote:Hookers are called tots?! Gives a whole new meaning to the neighborhood playground called a 'tot lot'.


Toys for Tots? :shock:
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby cullman » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:46 pm

Marlow wrote:
cullman wrote:Me, my children and children's children may get banned for this but "totting" is in the urban dictionary and gun totting...well as Casey Stengel used to say, "You can look it up."

Is this what you mean?

UrbanDict wrote:Totting - The actions taken by prostitots, or tots.


It's this part after that, "verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. p :shock: nis consumption."
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Tuariki » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:21 pm

Perhaps jeremyp made a typo?

I notice that the "o"is next to the "i" on the QWERTY keyboard. So perhaps jeremyp meant "tit" and not "tot". And given the between the lines innuendos perhaps "titting" makes more sense than "totting".
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby lonewolf » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:30 pm

Ok, it has been a clever play on words but I'll fix it. Just change totting to toteing and it makes sense.
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby tandfman » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:03 am

lonewolf wrote:Ok, it has been a clever play on words but I'll fix it. Just change totting to toteing and it makes sense.

Better yet, change it to toting and it will be spelled correctly. :)
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby jeremyp » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:40 am

Tuariki wrote:Perhaps jeremyp made a typo?

I notice that the "o"is next to the "i" on the QWERTY keyboard. So perhaps jeremyp meant "tit" and not "tot". And given the between the lines innuendos perhaps "titting" makes more sense than "totting".

No it means I did not use spell check, and as my Grandson reminds me: "You are old, very, very old!"
Or perhaps, considering age, it was a Freudian slip for tooting?
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby lonewolf » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:10 am

tandfman wrote:
lonewolf wrote:Ok, it has been a clever play on words but I'll fix it. Just change totting to toteing and it makes sense.

Better yet, change it to toting and it will be spelled correctly. :)


Sometimes it takes a village... :)
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby Tuariki » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:10 pm

Well I think the village has now sorted out the totting,the toting, the toteing, and the titting.

So, given the gravity of this subject matter, all the village has to do now, before Xmas, is to make sure we are all on the same page. Which means we have to make sure we understand the meaning (subliminal or otherwise) of "gun" and "hookers".

When I was doing my basic training at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974 running around in woods of central Missouri I was taught in no uncertain manner "This is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun". So I guess "gun" is appropriate for the heading of this thread.

"Hookers" . Is Suzy in any way connected to that famous pole vaulter from West Island?
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby lonewolf » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 pm

Duplicate post :?: :?
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby lonewolf » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:14 pm

Tuariki wrote:When I was doing my basic training at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974 running around in woods of central Missouri I was taught in no uncertain manner "This is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun". So I guess "gun" is appropriate for the heading of this thread.


Small world. I too scampered through the woods at Ft. Leonard Wood two decades before that chanting that same ubiquitous ditty..also, in my experience, popular at Fort Bevoir, Fort Hood, Fort Jackson, Fort Sill, Fort Carson, Fort Polk, Camp Ripley and.....
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby tandfman » Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:57 am

lonewolf wrote:
Tuariki wrote:When I was doing my basic training at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974 running around in woods of central Missouri I was taught in no uncertain manner "This is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun". So I guess "gun" is appropriate for the heading of this thread.

Small world. I too scampered through the woods at Ft. Leonard Wood two decades before that chanting that same ubiquitous ditty..also, in my experience, popular at Fort Bevoir, Fort Hood, Fort Jackson, Fort Sill, Fort Carson, Fort Polk, Camp Ripley and.....

Fort Dix
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Re: Gun totting hookers?

Postby jeremyp » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:08 am

lonewolf wrote:
Tuariki wrote:When I was doing my basic training at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974 running around in woods of central Missouri I was taught in no uncertain manner "This is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun". So I guess "gun" is appropriate for the heading of this thread.


Small world. I too scampered through the woods at Ft. Leonard Wood two decades before that chanting that same ubiquitous ditty..also, in my experience, popular at Fort Bevoir, Fort Hood, Fort Jackson, Fort Sill, Fort Carson, Fort Polk, Camp Ripley and.....

Ft. Dix and Ft. Jackson, where the Sgt told us to fall out on the Roay (Road). Southern I guess. Remember the "Rifles in little bunches, bunch" story?
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