Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usain.


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Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usain.

Postby 79. » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:42 am

1-Give a call to Tonya HARDING.
2-Make him take part in the Indy 500 week-end.
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby Marlow » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:59 am

Bad ideas:

* Drunk driving
* Drunk phone calling
and
* Drunk posting
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby ExCoastRanger » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:25 pm

Give him a really really fast car....
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby aaronk » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:33 pm

1. Have him race a MILE against the retired Hicham El Guerrouj.
2. Have him and Michelle Jenneke appear TOGETHER on "Dancing with the Stars"!! :lol:
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby eldanielfire » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:50 pm

Pour tons of steroids into the frying machines at Chicken Nugget factories.
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby 18.99s » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:16 am

His British honey just unbolted him. Couldn't tolerate the distance.
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Postby tandfman » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:34 am

That probably won't slow him down at all. I don't think he's going to find it difficult to replace her.
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby GDAWG » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:51 am

Make him text while sprinting.
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Re: Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usa

Postby Jackaloupe » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:14 pm

GDAWG wrote:Make him text while sprinting.


With his Left Hand, right?

Or better yet, make him race Yohan Blake in several races all year round.
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