Track & Field News

by **79.** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:42 am

1-Give a call to Tonya HARDING.
2-Make him take part in the Indy 500 week-end.
:mrgreen:

by **Marlow** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:59 am

Bad ideas:

* Drunk driving
* Drunk phone calling
and
* Drunk posting

by **ExCoastRanger** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:25 pm

Give him a really really fast car....

by **aaronk** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:33 pm

1. Have him race a MILE against the retired Hicham El Guerrouj.
2. Have him and Michelle Jenneke appear TOGETHER on "Dancing with the Stars"!! :lol:

by **eldanielfire** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:50 pm

Pour tons of steroids into the frying machines at Chicken Nugget factories.

by **18.99s** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:16 am

His British honey just unbolted him. Couldn't tolerate the distance.

by **tandfman** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:34 am

That probably won't slow him down at all. I don't think he's going to find it difficult to replace her.

by **GDAWG** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:51 am

Make him text while sprinting.

by **Jackaloupe** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:14 pm

GDAWG wrote:Make him text while sprinting.

With his Left Hand, right?

Or better yet, make him race Yohan Blake in several races all year round.

Your 2 most eccentric (or idiotic) ideas to unbolt...Usain.