I think the copy-writer deserves a Nobel Prize for Rhetoric.
Who else has a
Pro Combat System of Dress with
Chain Maille Mesh Lock-down Fit High-Tenacity Thread Zone Strength Wing Design Heat Outflow / Air Intake Thermoregulation Hyperstrong Base Layer Deflex Padding Shrink-Wrap Fit AND Aluminum D-ring belt!!!!
Gotta love the aluminum d-ring belt. I had to suffer with an enormously heavy steel D-ring when I played that sport. No telling how much better I would have been had I not been lugging around those extra milligrams.