Get your Mega Million Lottery tickets for tonight

[Rye Catcher]

Damn, now I must cancel my order for my new Gulfstream G-550. Really was banking on that one. Was planning on spending $55,000,000 on an American product. Now Mega Millions is down to a cash payout of only $8,600,000.

Looks like there were 3 winners of the biggest lottery in history.

[SQUACKEE]

I told all my co-workers that come Monday I would be a winner and they would all be losers. I am one dollar up on them for not playing, and they are all losers in various degrees, one dollar, 5 , 10?
I am gonna come to work with my arms held high, I WON, I WON!!!!!!!