tandfman wrote:If the switch is in the ON position, turn it to the OFF position and then turn it back ON again.
Leading us to Rule #4: If rules 1-3 do not fix the problem give it one hard whack with the palm of your hand.
JRM wrote:The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos here!". A neutrino walks into a bar.
Although a reversal, this reminds me of the Two Ronnies sketch where a quiz contestant has to answer the question before last each time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvmRI6K8TS8