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Postby AthleticsInBritain » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:44 am

Hold up. When did oral sex become known as sodomy?

Dang. We were hoping to keep the buggery to ourselves. Now everyone's at it!
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Postby SQUACKEE » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:50 am

Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D
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Postby Daisy » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:51 am

SQUACKEE wrote:Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: You're all going to hell :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby SQUACKEE » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:54 am

Daisy wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D

:twisted: You're all going to hell :twisted:


Will there be Sodomy there?
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Postby AthleticsInBritain » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:55 am

SQUACKEE wrote:
Daisy wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D

:twisted: You're all going to hell :twisted:


Will there be Sodomy there?


Only if you don't enjoy it.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:57 am

AthleticsInBritain wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:
Daisy wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D

:twisted: You're all going to hell :twisted:


Will there be Sodomy there?


Only if you don't enjoy it.


Ok, i hate having my willy wanka get a tongue bath, just hate it! :x
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Postby jazzcyclist » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:07 am

Daisy wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:Sodomy for everyone! I 'm buying! :D

:twisted: You're all going to hell :twisted:

I once overheard a conversation between my mother and my aunt a few years ago discussing the Clinton-Lewinsky saga and they would defintely agree with you. I was in the next room and they didn't know I could hear them, but the conversation went something like this:

    Aunt: "That's what the young people are doing these days."
    Mom: "Oh Lord, please don't tell me that's what they're doing."
    Aunt: "Yes [mom's name], at least that's what [daughter's name] told me."
    Mom: "Uh, uh, uh!"
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Postby kuha » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:15 am

The above stuff is a very appropriate response to poor Paul. He has a bag full of talking points ready to be thrown in all directions. Unfortunately, he doesn't hit the mark very often.
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Postby Marlow » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:19 am

kuha wrote: Unfortunately, he doesn't hit the mark very often.

As opposed to the 'tongue bath' comments.:twisted: :roll:
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Postby marknhj » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:31 am

paulthefan wrote:It is not normative to perform sodomy.


More normal than you think, Paulie. Must be all those godforsaken liberals/socialists:

"The US Center for Disease Control determined, in a 2005 survey, that the incidence of anal relations in the US heterosexual population is on the increase. The survey showed that 40 percent of men and 35 percent of women between 25 and 44 had engaged in heterosexual anal sex; in 1992 a similar survey found that only 25.6 percent of men 18 to 59 and 20.4 percent of women 18 to 59 had. By way of comparison, seven times as many women as gay men engage in anal intercourse, a figure reflecting the greater overall heterosexual population."
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