This gives me an idea:
Schedule a 100-meter dash just for visiting media!
Millrose features its Fastest Kid in New York races.
Why not decide the Fastest Scribe in Eugene? (Photographers, bloggers and assorted media types are welcome.) Also invited: Jill Geer and other USATF press minders.
Just show your credential and take a lane.
Even serious meets like the Trials need comic relief
K E N B R I N G I N G S P I K E S
(GH? Frank Litsky? You're going DOWN!)