The Truth About Chuck Norris


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Postby tafnut » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:09 pm

malmo wrote:That didn't take long.

23 hours. I'm sorry, did you take offense at my quotation of Emily?
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Postby polevaultpower » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:08 am

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/e ... eye22.html




Tough-guy actor and martial-arts expert Chuck Norris, real name Carlos Ray Norris, sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby bambam » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:39 am

gh wrote:you know full well that youtubing of network TV is 100% verboten here; please quit being a serial offender.


Garry, does this mean we can't discuss our favorites choices in breakfast cereals here? I prefer Special K, with Granola mixed in, and sometimes Grape-Nuts. Does this get me thrown off the list?
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby tandfman » Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:11 am

bambam wrote: I prefer Special K, with Granola mixed in, and sometimes Grape-Nuts. Does this get me thrown off the list?

Probably not, but your preference for Special K confirms that you're just a flaky guy.
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Postby JRM » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:14 pm

polevaultpower wrote:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2004087331_eye22.html




Tough-guy actor and martial-arts expert Chuck Norris, real name Carlos Ray Norris, sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November.


I was just about to post this. OK, so you've now pissed off Chuck Norris, guys. Insert your own joke here!
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby marknhj » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:56 pm

I've never understood how anyone can eat grape-nuts. Do you chew them or swallow them whole? Or do you leave them to soak overnight to relieve them of their gravel-like hardness?

I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix.

Thanks...
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby tafnut » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:05 pm

marknhj wrote:I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix. Thanks...

Ding Dongs and Sprite - all the way, bro!
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby bambam » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:59 am

marknhj wrote:I've never understood how anyone can eat grape-nuts. Do you chew them or swallow them whole? Or do you leave them to soak overnight to relieve them of their gravel-like hardness?

I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix.

Thanks...


Good question - sometimes I let them soak a bit in the milk, but sometimes I like them crunchy.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby gh » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:02 pm

Been awhile since we saw a good Chuck Norris line:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby Pego » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:27 am

The link does not work. It might have been removed already.

I must have missed this thread in real time. It is quite entertaining.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby gh » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:26 am

d'oh.... cuz it's a Facebook link that's not open to everyone.

It went to this picture

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... wBA&dur=75
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby gh » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:31 am

And in searching for that, more Chuck Norris lines than anybody should ever need (and now you know where Dos Equis got its inspiration for the most interesting man in the world)

http://funnyjokeabout.com/chucknorrisjokes
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby Conor Dary » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:37 am

Those are great.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby jeremyp » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:02 pm

Then there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ

Scary, very scary.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby gh » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:30 pm

You're probably very lucky that the link has been killed for piracy reasons. I suspect the content would have made you the second of the day to be banned for political violations.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby jeremyp » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:48 am

gh wrote:You're probably very lucky that the link has been killed for piracy reasons. I suspect the content would have made you the second of the day to be banned for political violations.

Allowing someone, and his wife, to speak his/their minds on the great issues of our day is a political violation? By the way anyone who is interested in Norris et als views they can google it easily. Or see it on John Stewart.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby gh » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:55 am

Feel free to discuss all the great issues of the day you like with family, friends, or on a thousand other boards. Raise politics here and your right to discussion gets curtailed. It's a pretty simple rule.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby lonewolf » Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:47 pm

Thank you, gh.
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Re: The Truth About Chuck Norris

Postby jeremyp » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:16 pm

lonewolf wrote:Thank you, gh.

I think you're being political. :D
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