05.11.17 -- Question of the Day


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05.11.17 -- Question of the Day

Postby EPelle » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:08 am

Why is it when people talk to God they are praying, but when God talks to them they are put into the loony bin?
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Re: 05.11.17 -- Question of the Day

Postby SQUACKEE » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:48 am

EPelle wrote:Why is it when people talk to God they are praying, but when God talks to them they are put into the loony bin?


i think its probably because the people who say god talks to them are

a. usually naked and rocking back and forth

b. usually naked and have a nasty habit of killing people

c. and last and definately worse, they are usually on the tele and can convince elderly retired octarians living in hurrican damaged trailerparks to send them their last dollar.
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Postby tafnut » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:00 am

He talks to me all the time, but then again . . . :)
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Postby EPelle » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:20 am

tafnut wrote:He talks to me all the time, but then again . . . :)

Tafnut = Messenger
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Postby tafnut » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:42 am

EPelle wrote:Tafnut = Messenger


don't shoot me!!
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Postby gh » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:37 am

I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?
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Postby SQUACKEE » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:41 am

gh wrote:I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?


tafnut was born to a virgin :twisted:
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Postby EPelle » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:00 am

gh wrote:I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?

That is the day Europe went metric
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Postby tafnut » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:01 am

gh wrote:I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?


I'm getting old - that took me over a minute to figure out!
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Postby SQUACKEE » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:10 am

>I'm getting old <

not bad for 88 years old
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Postby tafnut » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:51 am

SQUACKEE wrote:>I'm getting old <
not bad for 88 years old


I won't be that old for several more weeks - don't rush me!!!
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Postby EPelle » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:00 am

tafnut wrote:I won't be that old for several more weeks - don't rush me!!!

Your rate of decline is π/2 + ½-dog years/t-(cat x color)². Therefore, tafnut, I would say you have 14 hours, 23 minutes before you meet Eldrick at the south side of Market Street in downtown San Francisco. He will be wearing a white robe, be smoking a cigarette, and will escort you to your private room near right side of the basement elevator.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:06 am

may i add to this equation?

Your rate of decline is π/2 + ½-dog years/t-(cat x color)². + diet of pizza+-neg. vegatables=married w/children%time starring at monitor= probably has a few days to live
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