A Man:s World...


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A Man:s World...

Postby EPelle » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:25 am

Are men are just happier people?

What do you expect from such simple creatures...

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
Youcan wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier
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Postby tafnut » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:41 am

Men are happier for one simple reason - we are not 'in touch' with our FEELINGS, so we are oblivious to all the things that might upset us!

'Happy as a pig in slop' seems so apropos in so many ways.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:54 am

feelings....whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings... whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings.... whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my god were out of beer :cry: :cry: :( :x :x :shock:
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Postby mojo » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:55 am

Look at all you miss out on. :o

There are alot of truths there.

You guys just can't handle the tough stuff.
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Postby tafnut » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:59 am

mojo wrote:You guys just can't handle the tough stuff.


We could handle it, but we're too smart to bother with it!
:D
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Postby mojo » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:05 am

tafnut wrote:
mojo wrote:You guys just can't handle the tough stuff.


We could handle it, but we're too smart to bother with it!
:D


:roll: :roll:


"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:09 am

no emotion my ass!

laughter..... when moe hits curly with a sledge hammer :D

sadness.....when the football game i wanted to watch isnt on, ruining my plan to sit on the couch for 3 hours and drink beer :cry:

compassion....for anyone how sits on the toilet seat after ive pissed all over it. :(

regret.....that i didnt take the .5 secounds to lift the seat
:cry:

hatred.....asking for directions, shopping, the other team, lifting the toilet seat :x

anger....what ya mean the track meet isnt on television :x
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Postby tafnut » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:01 am

mojo wrote:"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain


And what would women be without men?
a. Still standing on a chair in the kitchen, scared of that icky spider.
b. Starving cuz she couldn't open the lid on the jar.
c. Wading through garbage, cuz there's no one to take it out.
d. Late for everything, cuz there's no one honking the car horn.

So there!! :o
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Postby EPelle » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:02 am

Dearest Love Bugs,

What a happy family you are :-)
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:06 am

i have no interest in living in a world without woman :shock: or without track :shock: . not neccesarily in that order 8) :wink: :P
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Postby mojo » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:37 am

tafnut wrote:
mojo wrote:"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain


And what would women be without men?
a. Still standing on a chair in the kitchen, scared of that icky spider.
b. Starving cuz she couldn't open the lid on the jar.
c. Wading through garbage, cuz there's no one to take it out.
d. Late for everything, cuz there's no one honking the car horn.

So there!! :o


You sure fell for it! :P

I could clear this board real fast if I started sharing childbirth stories.....
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Postby Pego » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:00 pm

I love women. Most of them, that is.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:13 pm

Pego wrote:I love women. Most of them, that is.


wow pego you must be very busy man!! 8) :wink:
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Postby Pego » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 pm

SQUACKEE wrote:
Pego wrote:I love women. Most of them, that is.


wow pego you must be very busy man!! 8) :wink:


I wish..... :cry:
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Postby tafnut » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:21 pm

mojo wrote:I could clear this board real fast if I started sharing childbirth stories.....


OVER-rated - guys do all the hard work nine months before (terrible pun :shock: )
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Postby dukehjsteve » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 pm

[quote="SQUACKEE"][quote="Pego"]I love women. Most of them, that is.[/quote]

wow pego you must be very busy man!! 8) :wink:[/quote]



Maybe .... Pego = Wilt reincarnated
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Postby tlb747 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:46 pm

mojo wrote:"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain


Yes, but childbearing makes me happy because us guys do not go through it. :wink:
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Postby Pego » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:25 pm

dukehjsteve wrote:
SQUACKEE wrote:
Pego wrote:I love women. Most of them, that is.


wow pego you must be very busy man!! 8) :wink:




Maybe .... Pego = Wilt reincarnated


If you don't tell, you are either a gentleman, or you have nothing to tell :oops:
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