t'nut, You Are Slowing Down


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t'nut, You Are Slowing Down

Postby bad hammy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:34 pm

You are down to 4370.67 posts per day. Wha' happened?
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Postby tafnut » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:40 pm

I'm typing as fast as my stubby little fingers will go, but every day my numbers are going down, down, down! :?:

look down at the bottom right of this board. Right there it's telling me:

You can post new topics in this forum
You can reply to topics in this forum
You can edit your posts in this forum
You can delete your posts in this forum
You can vote in polls in this forum


I can just hear the voices telling me, "You can do it, man!"
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Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:27 pm

I think there are meds that can help you treat that.
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Postby JRM » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:59 pm

tafnut wrote:I'm typing as fast as my stubby little fingers will go, but every day my numbers are going down, down, down! :?:

look down at the bottom right of this board. Right there it's telling me:

You can post new topics in this forum
You can reply to topics in this forum
You can edit your posts in this forum
You can delete your posts in this forum
You can vote in polls in this forum


I can just hear the voices telling me, "You can do it, man!"


Geez, Taffy. If it said "You can jump off a cliff in this forum", would you?
:P

You can do it, man! You can beat this. One day at a time. Small steps. We're rooting for you.
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Postby tafnut » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:25 pm

I'm trying! I actually sent a few PMs today that the old me would have just posted. A wise man visited me recently and gave me some good advice about achieving inner peace. Now all I want to post is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm
:D
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Postby big mac » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:14 pm

Stacey: Taf, you are my wish come true, marry me! :P

Image
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:57 am

tafnut wrote:I'm trying! I actually sent a few PMs today that the old me would have just posted. A wise man visited me recently and gave me some good advice about achieving inner peace. Now all I want to post is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm
:D


your welcome! :D
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Postby tafnut » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:00 am

Yesssssssssss! Oh wait, I already am . . . thinking, thinking . . . Utah, yeah that's the ticket! Someone else posted a big picture of MyGirl (nsi) on another board - too early to remember - anyway, to both of you - thanks for starting my (our) day out right!!! ILYSD!
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Postby MJD » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:50 am

Since the new board started, here are the number of posts that the top 5 posters have made:

tafnut-44
gh-55-gh will catch tafnut sometime in late 2009
MJD-37-gh is safely putting distance on me
Epelle-3-computer issues-late joiner so he could be the sleeper in the mix since it took him a while to get his groove-particularly since there seems to have been a tafnut intervention
Jon-21-poor guy has joined the world of the working stiffs
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Postby tafnut » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:46 am

MJD wrote:gh-55-gh will catch tafnut sometime in late 2009


Over my dead *BANG* . . .
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Postby gh » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:49 am

don't worry--I'll shoot myself first.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:52 am

Who Shot NUT!!!!

Who Could It be?...... COULD IT BE..... :twisted:
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Postby tafnut » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:00 am

I just had a very insidious idea - what if I went back through the threads and surreptitiously started deleting all my old posts? Would the counter go backwards? Then, when gh saw himself as the #1 poster, would he have to fuss at himself for posting too much?! I think it's worth a try :wink:

squack - fear not - I am wearing my Kevlar vest today - the bullet only stunned me! It'll take more'n that to bring down the tafnut!

gh - please don't kill yourself until after I go first. My only pleasure in life (such as it is!) is the knowledge that you read each and every one of my posts with such great enthusiasm. I fear your absence would make my life (more) meaningless! :lol:
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Postby polevaultpower » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:05 am

tafnut wrote:I just had a very insidious idea - what if I went back through the threads and surreptitiously started deleting all my old posts? Would the counter go backwards?


Yes it would... but some of my users tell me they can't delete their own posts once they have been replied to. :wink:
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Postby tandfman » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:49 am

Maybe the best way to slow tafnut down is to keep sprinkling the Boards with Dragila pictures. You can't write messages when you're sitting there gawking at your computer.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:52 am

so gawking is what they are calling IT these days :oops:
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Postby tafnut » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:24 am

:shock:
squack - I hope you went to Catholic school, so I can call up when of the sisters to come over to your place and smack your knuckles bloody with a steel ruler! We do not have impure thoughts about a goddess.
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Postby MJD » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:32 am

polevaultpower wrote:
tafnut wrote:I just had a very insidious idea - what if I went back through the threads and surreptitiously started deleting all my old posts? Would the counter go backwards?


Yes it would... but some of my users tell me they can't delete their own posts once they have been replied to. :wink:



That would still leave a few thousand he can delete.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:40 am

>smack your knuckles bloody with a steel ruler<

so thats what they are calling IT these days. ok ill stop now. there is an angry mob of nuns forming outside as i type. maybe if i tell them i know the church lady. :wink:
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Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:16 am

I dunno, SQUACKEE, no matter how much I run, blood never seems to come out of either my ears or my guitar.
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:29 am

Jefferson Buffalo wrote:I dunno, SQUACKEE, no matter how much I run, blood never seems to come out of either my ears or my guitar.


blood only came out of my guitar once. i was paying the theme from the exorcist. i found the plasma to be quite sticky.
:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :P
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Postby gh » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:05 am

<<. maybe if i tell them i know the church lady. :wink:[/quote] >>

good inside stuff!
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Postby MJD » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:17 am

These were a couple of good clips on the Dylan special:

Dylan classic lyric one

Dylan classic lyric two
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Postby SQUACKEE » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:24 am

beautiful words. never heard bob so clear. those lyrics speak for a generation. and to think there are people who say they cant understand what this great poet is singing! :wink:
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Postby tafnut » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:44 pm

gh wrote: good inside stuff!


I fear I may have already outed him in a post last week. squackee is the REAL church lady!
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Postby bad hammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:12 pm

Was listening to comedian Bob Dylan on the way to work this morning. No musical clips, but the lyrics (very funny, well, not SNL funny, but funny for Bob) are here:

Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues
http://orad.dent.kyushu-u.ac.jp/dylan/talkjbsb.html

Talkin’ Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre
http://orad.dent.kyushu-u.ac.jp/dylan/talkmtpc.html
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