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by MJD » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:39 pm
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by pv22' » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:46 pm
chess boxing? is that like what chewy and luke played in star wars?
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by Pego » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:55 pm
This is awesome. Why didn't I think of that? LOL!
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by Daisy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:58 pm
Oxymoronic? If this is serious then track should introduce the smokers mile. Qualifying standard would be a minimum of two packs a day for ten years.
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by pv22' » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:16 pm
crack smokers 100m. new wr of 8.78
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by tafnut » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:18 pm
In that case I'm going to institute mudwrestling cheerleading. Do the pyramids and flips and stuff, then tag-team in a giant wading pool of thick mud. Would be scored on a 10-point-must system (as in boxing) but a pin in the mud is an outright victory. Only one male over 250 pounds per team, just to keep it on the up-and-up. We wouldn't want to turn this into a joke or anything.
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by Daisy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:22 pm
The field events should add the 'obesity long jump'?
Points awarded for total weight carried and distance jumped. I'm sure eldrick could come up with a suitable scoring system. Just imagine the opportunities for posturing during the weigh-in.
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by gh » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:56 pm
serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.
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by bad hammy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:02 pm
gh wrote: serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.
You should slap somebody around - get them to fix it!
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by bhall » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:09 pm
gh wrote: serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.
Underline should fix that. I may have to tweak styles more.
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by MJD » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:14 pm
I don't know how many of those things Jon did before I noticed what was going on.
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by MJR » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:56 pm
.... don't we already have race walking??
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by slowcoach » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:25 pm
We could also have the Marathon crap, a la Paula Radcliffe.
You have to stop every 5k for a quick dump.
Bonus points for volume, appearance etc.
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by bad hammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:13 am
MJR wrote: .... don't we already have race walking??
Made me laugh . . .
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by bad hammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:17 am
slowcoach wrote: We could also have the Marathon crap, a la Paula Radcliffe. You have to stop every 5k for a quick dump. Bonus points for volume, appearance etc.
I'll burn in Hell for this for a bit, but slowcoach started this:
http://tinyurl.com/8379
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by tandfman » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:55 am
How about Contact Bridge? I haven't figured out the rules yet, but there are some interesting possibilities.
I can just imagine what happens when people register for a session of Contract Bridge and find that card playing is only half of what they've signed up for.
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by Daisy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:16 am
bad hammy wrote: http://tinyurl.com/8379
Hammy!!
It's lunch time here too!!
That's exactly why some prople don't like to open tinyurl's
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by bad hammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:01 pm
Daisy wrote: That's exactly why some prople don't like to open tinyurl's
Daisy,
I know, that is why I put it in a tinyurl. NO ONE was going to open up the real URL.
It is quite toasty down here - kind of like July in Sacramento . . .
bh
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by bad hammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:40 pm
bad hammy wrote: I know, that is why I put it in a tinyurl. NO ONE was going to open up the real URL.
And for you brave souls out there, the real url is
http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
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