Spend A Day With Twittering Debutante!

[twittering debutante]

The highest bidder (serious bids only) will be able to accompany me on my 37 mile commute to work (I work in a different state than the state I live!) and will have a true twittering debuntante real-life experience in a real, functionally-operating middle school. Some time will be spent regaling old track and road-running stories, and there will be MANY surprises!

[SQUACKEE]

>(I work in a different state than the state I live!)

i do to. my boss demands that i arrive sober.
mildly ammusing?

[tafnut]

>>i do to (sic). my boss>demands that i (sic) arrive sober.mildly (sic) ammusing (sic)?<<

I take it that you're home in bed right now!

[SQUACKEE]

unfortunately i cant make any money in bed. insufficent equipment. so im at my job as an english professor.

[MJD]

>The highest bidder (serious bids only) will be able to accompany me on my 37
>mile commute to work (I work in a different state than the state I live!) and
>will have a true twittering debuntante real-life experience in a real,
>functionally-operating middle school.

How much did the SNL offer to the Beatles get up to?

[slowcoach]

>so im at my job as an english professor.

In which universe?

[tafnut]

>>How much did the SNL offer>to the Beatles get up to?<<

$3,000!

[SQUACKEE]

In which universe?

Parallel baby, parallel

[sluhtaf]

Kind of off-topic, and yes, Lorne Michaels offered $3000 in 1970's money for The Beatles to get back together, but where does the name "twittering debutante" come from? Please enlighten me with a little history behand the screenname.

[MJD]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=twittering

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=debutante

[twittering debutante]

Yes, the Debutante family gets asked that question all the time. It never really bothers me that my name can mean so many things to so many people. My sister, Promiscuous, gets hassled all the time, however. People can be so mean sometimes.

[paulthefan]

This is an exciting offer... I certainly would like to make a bid.. hmm....seems a day with you is worth at least a half hour with me ..

[sluhtaf]

Hmm, Promiscuous Debutante...Is your sister Paris Hilton?

[twittering debutante]

yes, she is my sister. If you pony up the bucks, you'll not be spending much time with her. This is all about me.

[Brian]

And the second-place bid wins TWO days...? :]

[twittering debutante]

two days trying to laugh at tafnut's humorous posts.

[guru]

>two days trying to laugh at tafnut's humorous posts.

I'll start the bidding at two bits.

[MJD]

4 bits Canadian

[sluhtaf]

I'll bid one thousand...yen.