Twittering Debutante -- SOLD


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Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:33 am

All right, stop phoning in all those bids. I haven't slept in the past couple of nights. Thank you to whoever sent the crotchless panties.

I have been purchased by a certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to serve him warm milk and cookies all day while I read my favorite Hunter Thompson passages aloud to him.

Had to rewrite the contract to remove the word "orally". Thank you to all who bid for me.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:39 am

>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to<<

initials P.E.G.O?
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby guru » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:10 am

>>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to<<

initials
>P.E.G.O?


No, A.M.Y.

;-P
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby Powell » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:54 am

How much did you go for?
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby Pego » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:17 am

:-))I would have gone for TD's sister Promiscuous, but a Twittering Debutante, i.e Chirping Innocence?
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby paulthefan » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:50 am

I want to know how he could possibly have bid higher than I did... something seems fishy about this auction...
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:46 pm

>>>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me
>to<<

initials
>P.E.G.O?


No, A.M.Y.

;-P

Ok, you lost me.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:18 pm

>>No, A.M.Y.

;-P

ooh, I forgot about that night! That was such a memorable night, guru :)

XOXOX
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:00 pm

Ok, now I am really lost.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby sluhtaf » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:08 pm

Yeah, I am officially lost now. (Not that I bid on Twitterin' Deb or anything---seriously, I'm a student and although Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of my favorite books, I couldn't and wouldn't pay up.)

EDIT: Didn't see that last post, came after I posted mine.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby guru » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:10 pm

I'll tell you about it some time Martin. Let's just say it involves a girl named Hannah....
;-)
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:10 pm

>Yeah, I am officially lost now. (Not that I bid on her or anything---seriously,
>I'm a student and although Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of my favorite
>books, I couldn't and wouldn't pay up.)

Um...we don't even know if we are dealing with a "her" for starters. That probably clears things right up for you.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:12 pm

>I'll tell you about it some time Martin. Let's just say it involves a girl
>named Hannah....
;-)

Ok-I am little more clued in now.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:27 pm

With all this new sustained interest, I'm thinking of reopening the auction, or just availing myself for another day.

I am a hard-working person, and a day in my life would be nothing to me if sharing it with someone who wants to experience a typical day could benefit more.

With the new forum here, it seems like special track and field experiences could be generated, and that is what I am all about.

A special reading of Tom Osler's "The Conditioning of Distance Runners" could be a possibility because it's just a pamphlet, really, and with my performance and stage skills, for that special Twittering Debutante experience, perhaps I could act it out.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:53 am

>>perhaps I could act it out.<<

Are you available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs? Perhaps we could just lease you?
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:46 am

I would really like to try to minimize the number of experiences so that they could be special in some way or another.

I have the video "The Jericho Mile" that I show my boys and girls sometimes when we're doing our Jon Gill unit, and when you play it backward with the sound off, it tracks perfectly to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

These are the kinds of multi-media experiences that would really enhance a whole day spent with me.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby Jon » Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:37 am

>I have the video "The Jericho
>Mile" that I show my boys and girls sometimes when we're doing our Jon Gill
>unit, and when you play it backward with the sound off, it tracks perfectly to
>Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

These are the kinds of multi-media
>experiences that would really enhance a whole day spent with me.





This is sounding more and more interesting with each new post.
I might just put in an offer...
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:07 am

>>I would really like to try to minimize the number of experiences so that they >could be special in some way or another.<<

oh, trust me, ANY experience with you sounds VERY 'special'! Any MORE special and you might get some 'restraint of trade' suits from the Paul Reubens and Michael Jackson Fan Clubs. :-)
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:39 am

am not quite sure how this turned into pedophilia, tafnut. Perhaps you can clue in the rest of us.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:20 am

Was Paul Reubens a pedophile? I didn't know that. I was just (playfully) going for the 'weird' angle - spirit of the thread, etc. - but as they say, if ya gotta splain it, it ain't funny - sorry.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:23 am

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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:28 am

ewww - I just knew about the porn movie theater 'self-abuse' incident.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby twittering debutante » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:15 am

well, there went a nice little thread. thanks guys
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby tafnut » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:27 pm

>>Thank you to whoever sent the crotchless panties.<<

we weren't exactly in the upper echelons of propriety in the first place . . ., but I am sorry to drag it further down.
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Re: Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

Postby MJD » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:55 pm

That was my thought not to mention that I had to look at "trackandfieldophile" twice.
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