Twittering Debutante -- SOLD

[twittering debutante]

All right, stop phoning in all those bids. I haven't slept in the past couple of nights. Thank you to whoever sent the crotchless panties.

I have been purchased by a certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to serve him warm milk and cookies all day while I read my favorite Hunter Thompson passages aloud to him.

Had to rewrite the contract to remove the word "orally". Thank you to all who bid for me.

[tafnut]

>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to<<

initials P.E.G.O?

[guru]

>>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me to<<

initials
>P.E.G.O?


No, A.M.Y.

;-P

[Powell]

How much did you go for?

[Pego]

)I would have gone for TD's sister Promiscuous, but a Twittering Debutante, i.e Chirping Innocence?

[paulthefan]

I want to know how he could possibly have bid higher than I did... something seems fishy about this auction...

[MJD]

>>>>certain central Wisconsin trackandfieldophile who wants me
>to<<

initials
>P.E.G.O?


No, A.M.Y.

;-P

Ok, you lost me.

[twittering debutante]

>>No, A.M.Y.

;-P

ooh, I forgot about that night! That was such a memorable night, guru

XOXOX

[MJD]

Ok, now I am really lost.

[sluhtaf]

Yeah, I am officially lost now. (Not that I bid on Twitterin' Deb or anything---seriously, I'm a student and although Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of my favorite books, I couldn't and wouldn't pay up.)

EDIT: Didn't see that last post, came after I posted mine.

[guru]

I'll tell you about it some time Martin. Let's just say it involves a girl named Hannah....

[MJD]

>Yeah, I am officially lost now. (Not that I bid on her or anything---seriously,
>I'm a student and although Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of my favorite
>books, I couldn't and wouldn't pay up.)

Um...we don't even know if we are dealing with a "her" for starters. That probably clears things right up for you.

[MJD]

>I'll tell you about it some time Martin. Let's just say it involves a girl
>named Hannah....


Ok-I am little more clued in now.

[twittering debutante]

With all this new sustained interest, I'm thinking of reopening the auction, or just availing myself for another day.

I am a hard-working person, and a day in my life would be nothing to me if sharing it with someone who wants to experience a typical day could benefit more.

With the new forum here, it seems like special track and field experiences could be generated, and that is what I am all about.

A special reading of Tom Osler's "The Conditioning of Distance Runners" could be a possibility because it's just a pamphlet, really, and with my performance and stage skills, for that special Twittering Debutante experience, perhaps I could act it out.

[tafnut]

>>perhaps I could act it out.<<

Are you available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs? Perhaps we could just lease you?

[twittering debutante]

I would really like to try to minimize the number of experiences so that they could be special in some way or another.

I have the video "The Jericho Mile" that I show my boys and girls sometimes when we're doing our Jon Gill unit, and when you play it backward with the sound off, it tracks perfectly to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

These are the kinds of multi-media experiences that would really enhance a whole day spent with me.

[Jon]

>I have the video "The Jericho
>Mile" that I show my boys and girls sometimes when we're doing our Jon Gill
>unit, and when you play it backward with the sound off, it tracks perfectly to
>Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

These are the kinds of multi-media
>experiences that would really enhance a whole day spent with me.





This is sounding more and more interesting with each new post.
I might just put in an offer...

[tafnut]

>>I would really like to try to minimize the number of experiences so that they >could be special in some way or another.<<

oh, trust me, ANY experience with you sounds VERY 'special'! Any MORE special and you might get some 'restraint of trade' suits from the Paul Reubens and Michael Jackson Fan Clubs.

[twittering debutante]

am not quite sure how this turned into pedophilia, tafnut. Perhaps you can clue in the rest of us.

[tafnut]

Was Paul Reubens a pedophile? I didn't know that. I was just (playfully) going for the 'weird' angle - spirit of the thread, etc. - but as they say, if ya gotta splain it, it ain't funny - sorry.

[MJD]

>Was Paul Reubens a pedophile?

http://celebrityjustice.warnerbros.com/ ... 1/19a.html

[tafnut]

ewww - I just knew about the porn movie theater 'self-abuse' incident.

[twittering debutante]

well, there went a nice little thread. thanks guys

[tafnut]

>>Thank you to whoever sent the crotchless panties.<<

we weren't exactly in the upper echelons of propriety in the first place . . ., but I am sorry to drag it further down.

[MJD]

That was my thought not to mention that I had to look at "trackandfieldophile" twice.