eTN haiku

[trackstar]

>>Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.>>

Our first DQ for incorrect
>meter


Yep. 5-7-5, Epelle. Unless maybe you're from East Texas and have that tendency to break single-syllable words into multiples.

[Palindromic Haiku]

Now Derek can kiss
Anais A. Nin, as I, an
ass (I, knackered) won.

[EPelle]

Mister sure is hard here
a fellow must be a god here
My school ended at three.

[trackstar]

EPelle's B-sample just tested positive, too.

[EPelle]

EPelle faces two-year suspension from this thread, hearing date TBD.

[79.]

Remember Bob HAYES,
Ultimate sparkling comet,
He was "the bullet"...

[Grazerism]

>This will be my first
For I'm a new subscriber
I hope it's not late

it is good to know
that jon is a subscriber
now he'll know the truth

[Bob H]

>electrons are free
paper costs a freakin' lot
support e-haiku<

electrons ain't free
one must pay for web access
but it's much faster

[gh]

<<Yep. 5-7-5, Epelle. Unless maybe you're from East Texas
>and have that tendency to break single-syllable words into multiples.>>


LOL! We used to tell Louise Ritter she was the only person we'd ever heard who could turn "hi" into a 5-syllable word!

[Jon]

>it is good to know
>that jon is a subscriber
>now he'll know the truth




What truth would that be?
That Athletics Weekly mag
has much better type...?

[Grazerism]

><<Yep. 5-7-5, Epelle. Unless maybe you're from East Texas
>and have that
>tendency to break single-syllable words into multiples.>>


LOL! We used to
>tell Louise Ritter she was the only person we'd ever heard who could turn
>"hi" into a 5-syllable word!

EPelle OK
he speaks sing-songy swedish
he may break the rules

[Grazerism]

>>it is good to know
>that jon is a subscriber
>now he'll know the
>truth




What truth would that be?
That Athletics Weekly mag
has much
>better type...?

now you will learn that
drummond never took a flier [1 syll]
just one example

[Jefferson Buffalo]

>now you will learn that
drummond never took a flier [1 syll]
just one example<

Hey, Grazerism!
you needn't mispronounce things
re-word them instead

Make your second line
"Drummond never false started"
See! haiku's easy.

[EPelle]

<<

EPelle OK
he speaks sing-songy
swedish
he may break the rules

>>

"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?"

[MJD]

><<

EPelle OK
he speaks sing-songy
swedish
he may break the
>rules

>>

"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?"

A sub four. Front page:

http://www.trackandfieldnews.com/tfn/index.jsp

[EPelle]

Say what?!

[Bob R]

vaulter daydream (take your pick)

your smile warm tender
there in the Donetsk sunrise
wakes me beside you

[Jefferson Buffalo]

A good example!
Bob R, I'll bet, dreams of girls
and eTN too

[tafnut]

[warning - high geek-factor alert]

not to switch poetic genres, but we just studied Keats, so:

Ode to T&FN

With thy comely stat and list
Thou beguilest me as few can do.
And like an early spring morning’s dew
Cover me in news I missed.

[Grazerism]

>>now you will learn that
drummond never took a flier [1 syll]
just one
>example<

Hey, Grazerism!
you needn't mispronounce things
re-word them
>instead

Make your second line
"Drummond never false started"
See!
>haiku's easy.

i thot of that too
but didn't like accent on
the wrong syllable

[dj]

http://www.ucomics.com/overboard/

[mike renfro]

Three lines, seventeen
Syllables. Track nuts can count
Who would have known it?

[gh]

It is fall time now
eTN comes biweekly
keep the baby faith

[marknhj]

It is fall time now
eTN comes biweekly
keep the baby faith

>>>

I'd like to still recieve eTN but I dumped the email address that received it. Made 4 attempts at emailing MV but nothing happened. Only response was a, "it's not my job", one.

[gh]

if you click on "members only" on the front page, then click on No.8 ("who do I contact?") you should get a form that goes directly to Ben.

[tandfman]

I'd like to still recieve eTN but I dumped the email address that received it. Made 4 attempts at emailing MV but nothing happened. Only response was a, "it's not my job", one.

Mark used to high jump
He wants eTN. Alas,
Not my job either.