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eTN haiku

Postby trackstar » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:01 pm

It is Tuesday night
eTrack has not arrived yet
I am despondent
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:08 pm

Fear not, dear trackstar
For the night is still yet young
The staff is on it
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tandfman » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:01 am

Wednesday morning dawns
There is still no eTN
What is one to do?
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby The Kitchen Cynic » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:29 am

gh pleads "no time"
when we bitch about format
now it seems he's right
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:33 am

Perhaps it's not time
It may be the staff's make-up
Too many lefties
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby gh » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:35 am

be still tampopo
katana if you complain
wakarimasu-ka?
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jon » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:54 am

This will be my first
For I'm a new subscriber
I hope it's not late
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby trackstar » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:17 am

eTrack has arrived
I dance with a happiness
Only track geeks know
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tandfman » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:39 am

It is indeed here
Tyson, Valentine, and more
Let us all rejoice!
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:08 pm

Some men dream of girls
For others it's a fast car
We want eTN!
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:13 pm

Let me break the news
There are some who dream of girls
And eTN too
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby geezer » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:18 am

My hat is off to
Jefferson Buffalo who
Speaks essential truth
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:22 am

If you dream of girls
Instead of just One Woman
You'll end up with none
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:24 am

Tafnut speaks the truth
for himself and some others.
not Wilt Chamberlain
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:24 am

Wilt the Stilt is dead
His amorous claims live on
But twenty thousand?
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:52 am

With one half of that
His partners far outnumber
Yours and mine combined
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:58 am

Good grief man, ya think?
You, me, and the NBA
Would be outnumbered
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Helen S » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:47 pm

i sometimes dream old
yesteryear performances
can be run again
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:14 pm

Dream on, dear Helen
yesteryear performances
are beyond us now
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Daisy » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:18 pm

Did anyone else notice that Jon has subscribed to tafnews? Who paid for that, i thought he always pleaded skint? OOppss did i wreck the format ;-P
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jon » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:12 pm

Not quite true there, D
My plead was "I'm a student"
Some students do earn
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:40 am

Daisy's out of bounds
New grounds for pulling a post
Board Gods! Intervene!
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby dj » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:54 am

Silliness abounds.
How did we get so goofy?
Love the Wilt stories.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:53 am

silliness abounds?
dj, of course, should know this
our world is silly
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby archie4040 » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:05 am

Benjamin Franklin
"Fish and visitors," he said,
"They smell in 3 days."
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Jefferson Buffalo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:28 am

now you can freeze fish
guests can use deodorant
threads, too, can endure
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby tafnut » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:38 am

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Bob H » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:00 am

space is infinite
only haiku has limits
guess what? I've finished
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby gh » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:10 am

electrons are free
paper costs a freakin' lot
support e-haiku
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby archie4040 » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:05 am

burning coal pollutes
burning coal makes electons
electrons not free
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby OJ » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:58 am

ed, i saw harpo
marx ram oprah w aside
silly palindrome
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby dj » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:03 pm

Bob Hersh, get a job,
you've too much time on your hands.
Go to a track meet!
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby EPelle » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:07 pm

Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby JRM » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:08 pm

>burning coal pollutes
>burning coal makes electons
>electrons not free

fission gives us light
away with coal dependence
rue the free neutrons.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby gh » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:23 pm

>Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.>>

Our first DQ for incorrect meter
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby trackstar » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:30 pm

>>Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.>>

Our first DQ for incorrect
>meter


Yep. 5-7-5, Epelle. Unless maybe you're from East Texas and have that tendency to break single-syllable words into multiples.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby Palindromic Haiku » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:32 pm

Now Derek can kiss
Anais A. Nin, as I, an
ass (I, knackered) won.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby EPelle » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:35 pm

Mister sure is hard here
a fellow must be a god here
My school ended at three.
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby trackstar » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:06 pm

EPelle's B-sample just tested positive, too. :-)
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Re: eTN haiku

Postby EPelle » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:12 pm

EPelle faces two-year suspension from this thread, hearing date TBD.
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