eTN haiku

[trackstar]

It is Tuesday night
eTrack has not arrived yet
I am despondent

[tafnut]

Fear not, dear trackstar
For the night is still yet young
The staff is on it

[tandfman]

Wednesday morning dawns
There is still no eTN
What is one to do?

[The Kitchen Cynic]

gh pleads "no time"
when we bitch about format
now it seems he's right

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Perhaps it's not time
It may be the staff's make-up
Too many lefties

[gh]

be still tampopo
katana if you complain
wakarimasu-ka?

[Jon]

This will be my first
For I'm a new subscriber
I hope it's not late

[trackstar]

eTrack has arrived
I dance with a happiness
Only track geeks know

[tandfman]

It is indeed here
Tyson, Valentine, and more
Let us all rejoice!

[tafnut]

Some men dream of girls
For others it's a fast car
We want eTN!

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Let me break the news
There are some who dream of girls
And eTN too

[geezer]

My hat is off to
Jefferson Buffalo who
Speaks essential truth

[tafnut]

If you dream of girls
Instead of just One Woman
You'll end up with none

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Tafnut speaks the truth
for himself and some others.
not Wilt Chamberlain

[tafnut]

Wilt the Stilt is dead
His amorous claims live on
But twenty thousand?

[Jefferson Buffalo]

With one half of that
His partners far outnumber
Yours and mine combined

[tafnut]

Good grief man, ya think?
You, me, and the NBA
Would be outnumbered

[Helen S]

i sometimes dream old
yesteryear performances
can be run again

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Dream on, dear Helen
yesteryear performances
are beyond us now

[Daisy]

Did anyone else notice that Jon has subscribed to tafnews? Who paid for that, i thought he always pleaded skint? OOppss did i wreck the format ;-P

[Jon]

Not quite true there, D
My plead was "I'm a student"
Some students do earn

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Daisy's out of bounds
New grounds for pulling a post
Board Gods! Intervene!

[dj]

Silliness abounds.
How did we get so goofy?
Love the Wilt stories.

[Jefferson Buffalo]

silliness abounds?
dj, of course, should know this
our world is silly

[archie4040]

Benjamin Franklin
"Fish and visitors," he said,
"They smell in 3 days."

[Jefferson Buffalo]

now you can freeze fish
guests can use deodorant
threads, too, can endure

[tafnut]

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

[Bob H]

space is infinite
only haiku has limits
guess what? I've finished

[gh]

electrons are free
paper costs a freakin' lot
support e-haiku

[archie4040]

burning coal pollutes
burning coal makes electons
electrons not free

[OJ]

ed, i saw harpo
marx ram oprah w aside
silly palindrome

[dj]

Bob Hersh, get a job,
you've too much time on your hands.
Go to a track meet!

[EPelle]

Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.

[JRM]

>burning coal pollutes
>burning coal makes electons
>electrons not free

fission gives us light
away with coal dependence
rue the free neutrons.

[gh]

>Wife tried,
Asked how high
Lagat jumped.>>

Our first DQ for incorrect meter