Oscar noms

[Flumpy]

I didn't think it was possible to dislike a film more than Les Mis this Oscar season but I've just come back from 'Django Unchained'.

Good grief!!!

Quite apart from it being objectional on too many levels details it so f*cking boring it's unbelievable. You often feel that a film might night 20 mins trimming but this could do with a whole hour taken out of the middle. It's never ending.

There is a nice little caper/heist movie in their somewhere but so self indulgent is Tarantino that he drags it out forever and has absolutely no new ideas to keep the momentum going. If in doubt shoot loads of people seems to be his answer to absolutely everything. By the 17th time blood and guts are splattered everywhere it just becomes unwatchable.

Absolutely loathesome.

[jeremyp]

I didn't think it was possible to dislike a film more than Les Mis this Oscar season but I've just come back from 'Django Unchained'.

Good grief!!!

Quite apart from it being objectional on too many levels details it so f*cking boring it's unbelievable. You often feel that a film might night 20 mins trimming but this could do with a whole hour taken out of the middle. It's never ending.

There is a nice little caper/heist movie in their somewhere but so self indulgent is Tarantino that he drags it out forever and has absolutely no new ideas to keep the momentum going. If in doubt shoot loads of people seems to be his answer to absolutely everything. By the 17th time blood and guts are splattered everywhere it just becomes unwatchable.

Absolutely loathesome.

I agree with you on Django, not on Les Miz. I think Q.T. has decided that his base is adolescents.

[Marlow]

'Django Unchained'.
it so f*cking boring it's unbelievable.
so self indulgent is Tarantino that he drags it out forever and has absolutely no new ideas to keep the momentum going.
If in doubt shoot loads of people seems to be his answer to absolutely everything.
By the 17th time blood and guts are splattered everywhere it just becomes unwatchable.
Absolutely loathsome.

I know you are a twin, but apparently I am the triplet that was separated at birth.
Truer words wuz never spoke!!!!

At least LesMiz meant well and AH's song performance was memorable.

[scottmitchell74]

I will not see Django Unchained for many reasons, and one of them is the "garbage in, garbage out" idea. I simply don't like the idea of hearing the "n" word over and over and over. That affects people, whether they know it or not, and I'm a people. I like being mindlessly entertained, but that movie is not one that will be doing the trick for me.

[Marlow]

I'm a people.

TAFNY!!!

[Flumpy]

I agree with you on Django, not on Les Miz. I think Q.T. has decided that his base is adolescents.

He is an adolescent.

[Flumpy]

Double Post.

[gh]

I'm a people.

TAFNY!!!

A George Jones hit of the '60s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYs2-yRW3o

[mump boy]

I couldn't bring myself to see a Tarantino film, he's so objectionable it's almost unreal

'Why did you want to make a movie with slavery as a theme ?'

'I've always wanted to explore slavery in a film before but i guess the reason that made me put pen to paper was to give black american males a western hero .... that could be empowering and pay back blood for blood'

'I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT SLAVERY, IN AMERICA IN A WAY THEY HAVE NOT FOR 30 YEARS'

and that's only just the beginning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrsJDy8VjZk

[scottmitchell74]

I'm a people.

TAFNY!!!

Please forgive my ignorance, I don't get that reference. TAFNY?

[Marlow]

I'm a people.

TAFNY!!!

Please forgive my ignorance, I don't get that reference. TAFNY?

It's a good thing. In the first coupla years of this board's existence I instituted the TAFNYs: year-end awards for great posts, threads, etc.. It was discontinued when it turned out I was the only one who truly appreciated them . . . . But occasionally I (or others) will reward a post with one.

[lonewolf]

Does anyone have a list of TAFNYs? As I remember, they were awarded annually and categorized. I think I got one years ago but forget what it was for.
I guess I should have framed it and hung it alongside my CMH.

[Marlow]

Does anyone have a list of TAFNYs? As I remember, they were awarded annually and categorized. I think I got one years ago but forget what it was for.
I guess I should have framed it and hung it alongside my CMH.

Here's 2006. Look at the work that tafnut guy put into them!!!!

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=23492&p=326319&hilit=tafnies#p326319

Your award is in there, lonewolf . . . cherish it!

[lonewolf]

Was all that really seven years ago? Seems like day before yesterday.

[Flumpy]

Well Lincoln's a snoreathon isn't it.

I'm coming round to an Argo win.

[jeremyp]

"Argo" was no surprise, since Hollywood and the media decided that "0dark30" was too dark, and "Lincoln" too "Historical." Good body of work by Affleck now and Hollywood screwed up by not nominating he and Bigelow for best director. Spielberg got screwed again! I have yet to see "Silver Linings Playbook" as I usually hate what Hollywood does to Mental Illness ("we're crazy, but happy.") but I liked her in "Winter's Bone." I'll still wait to see the Foreign movies on Netflix before deciding about the 2012 season.

[KDFINE]

Flumpy complains that Django is drawn out. Remember that this is an ode to spaghetti westerns which are by their very nature drawn out. By the way I hate spaghetti westerns and didn't see or plan to see Django and agree with about all the negative stuff that's been posted about Tarantino.

[cullman]

Jimmy Carter's take on Argo:

"MORGAN: You’ve seen “Argo,” I take it? How accurate is it from your memory?
CARTER: Well, let me say, first of all, it’s a great drama. And I hope it gets the Academy Award for best film because I think it deserves it. The other thing that I would say was that ninety per cent of the contributions to the ideas and the consummation of the plan was Canadian. And the movie gives almost full credit to the American C.I.A. And, with that exception, the movie is very good."


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/h ... z2Ly6COQUP

[jeremyp]

Jimmy Carter's take on Argo:

"MORGAN: You’ve seen “Argo,” I take it? How accurate is it from your memory?
CARTER: Well, let me say, first of all, it’s a great drama. And I hope it gets the Academy Award for best film because I think it deserves it. The other thing that I would say was that ninety per cent of the contributions to the ideas and the consummation of the plan was Canadian. And the movie gives almost full credit to the American C.I.A. And, with that exception, the movie is very good."


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/h ... z2Ly6COQUP

Yeah the CIA went from no credit to too much credit. But, for the younger set, the Canadians received all the kudos at the time, and deservedly so.

[gh]

My local critic's summation of the awards (not the show)

<<...Before we say goodbye to Sunday night's ceremony, it really should be said that this was a sad day for the academy. Instead of giving best picture to "Lincoln," a masterpiece, or to the innovative "Zero Dark Thirty," or the audacious and inspired "Django Unchained," the academy went back to its old ways and honored something good but unremarkable, Ben Affleck's third-best film, "Argo."

Instead of awarding best actress to Emmanuelle Riva for her searing work in "Amour" or Jessica Chastain for her nuanced, pressure-cooker performance in "Zero Dark Thirty," it gave the prize to pretty, charming Jennifer Lawrence - for being pretty and charming in "Silver Linings Playbook."

And instead of giving best supporting actress to Sally Field or Helen Hunt, who gave performances in complicated roles, in which they had to interact with other actors, the academy honored Anne Hathaway, for singing a song into a camera.

These are more than you-say-potato-I-say potahto expressions of preference. As much as one can tell the day after, these are mistakes people will look at for years to come, embarrassments to history. Together they made Sunday night's Oscars one of the more interesting in recent years, but a little painful to witness.....>>


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Os ... z2LyxQLqKk

[jeremyp]

My local critic's summation of the awards (not the show)

<<...Before we say goodbye to Sunday night's ceremony, it really should be said that this was a sad day for the academy. Instead of giving best picture to "Lincoln," a masterpiece, or to the innovative "Zero Dark Thirty," or the audacious and inspired "Django Unchained," the academy went back to its old ways and honored something good but unremarkable, Ben Affleck's third-best film, "Argo."

Instead of awarding best actress to Emmanuelle Riva for her searing work in "Amour" or Jessica Chastain for her nuanced, pressure-cooker performance in "Zero Dark Thirty," it gave the prize to pretty, charming Jennifer Lawrence - for being pretty and charming in "Silver Linings Playbook."

And instead of giving best supporting actress to Sally Field or Helen Hunt, who gave performances in complicated roles, in which they had to interact with other actors, the academy honored Anne Hathaway, for singing a song into a camera.

These are more than you-say-potato-I-say potahto expressions of preference. As much as one can tell the day after, these are mistakes people will look at for years to come, embarrassments to history. Together they made Sunday night's Oscars one of the more interesting in recent years, but a little painful to witness.....>>


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Os ... z2LyxQLqKk

Curse these erudite critics for saying what I think but cannot put to words!

[Conor Dary]

That was great gh. And par for the course for the Oscars. The reason I never watch them any more.

[kuha]

But we could also quibble with the 3 supposedly greater films this year. Is it really true that "Lincoln" is a masterpiece? I liked it quite a bit but it was not a perfect film. I would say it was better overall than "Argo" but all of this is--literally--a popularity contest. How much quasi-scientific logic do we really expect here?

[Marlow]

My local critic's summation of the awards (not the show)
nstead of giving best picture to "Lincoln," a masterpiece, or to the innovative "Zero Dark Thirty," or the audacious and inspired "Django Unchained," the academy went back to its old ways and honored something good but unremarkable, Ben Affleck's third-best film, "Argo."

Instead of awarding best actress to Emmanuelle Riva for her searing work in "Amour" or Jessica Chastain for her nuanced, pressure-cooker performance in "Zero Dark Thirty," it gave the prize to pretty, charming Jennifer Lawrence - for being pretty and charming in "Silver Linings Playbook."

And instead of giving best supporting actress to Sally Field or Helen Hunt, who gave performances in complicated roles, in which they had to interact with other actors, the academy honored Anne Hathaway, for singing a song into a camera.

these are mistakes people will look at for years to come, embarrassments to history.

What a Drama Queen (King). I find this critic to be everything the public hates in critics in general: pompous, self-important arbiters of taste.

Lincoln is far from a masterpiece; indeed its first hour is tedious and mannered.

Django Unchained is Borat arrested-development drivel (best original screenplay, ha!).

Argo engaged far beyond its source material.

Sally Field was creditable, paled in comparison to Daniel-Day-Lewis.

This above opinion is every bit as 'informed' as the SF critic's, which is to say, it's not worth taking any more or less seriously!

[jeremyp]

In the "for what it's worth" category. Metacritic had: Critics: "0Dark30" as #1 with a 9.5(out of 10) while the hoi polloi gave it a 6.5. Then "Amour" at 9.4/7.5 and "Argo" and "Lincoln" tied at 8.6, with "Argo" having a high rating with the common folk at 8.2 and "Lincoln" at 7.6.
In other words the people liked "Argo" way more than "0Dark30" but the critics preferred the latter. The Academy voters are not critics but professional movie folk, and they run the gamut from low IQ actors to high IQ Directors. In the end it means Affleck will get more $ and Bigelow will not.

[Dutra5]

My local critic's summation of the awards (not the show)

<<...Before we say goodbye to Sunday night's ceremony, it really should be said that this was a sad day for the academy. Instead of giving best picture to "Lincoln," a masterpiece, or to the innovative "Zero Dark Thirty," or the audacious and inspired "Django Unchained," the academy went back to its old ways and honored something good but unremarkable, Ben Affleck's third-best film, "Argo."

Instead of awarding best actress to Emmanuelle Riva for her searing work in "Amour" or Jessica Chastain for her nuanced, pressure-cooker performance in "Zero Dark Thirty," it gave the prize to pretty, charming Jennifer Lawrence - for being pretty and charming in "Silver Linings Playbook."

And instead of giving best supporting actress to Sally Field or Helen Hunt, who gave performances in complicated roles, in which they had to interact with other actors, the academy honored Anne Hathaway, for singing a song into a camera.

These are more than you-say-potato-I-say potahto expressions of preference. As much as one can tell the day after, these are mistakes people will look at for years to come, embarrassments to history. Together they made Sunday night's Oscars one of the more interesting in recent years, but a little painful to witness.....>>


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Os ... z2LyxQLqKk

Curse these erudite critics for saying what I think but cannot put to words!

Well....I'm really with him on Anne Hathaway who's version of one of the songs in that particular play which needs to be sung properly did so about as poorly as imaginable. She tends to get on my nerves in a general sense anyway.

[Master Po]

Nice assessment of the awards, imo. (And I would not have seen it otherwise -- thanks for posting this, gh.)

[JRM]

We just saw Argo last night (pay-per-view -- that's what happens when you have a 3-year-old...). I must say, at first I was surprised that a film could win best picture while purporting to depict a "true story", yet hardly contain any factual elements. Even the state of the Hollywood sign wasn't accurate to that year. But after thinking about it, that's probably what made this a Best Picture contender...

Personally, I thought Seth MacFarlane was the best part of the Oscars (but I'm a Family Guy fan).

[gh]

I like Family Guy a lot, but MacFarlane was a disgusting pig on this one. Felt like I'd been whisked into a '60s frat party.

to wit

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/c ... night.html

[Conor Dary]

Doesn't look like I missed anything not watching.

[Marlow]

I like Family Guy a lot, but MacFarlane was a disgusting pig on this one. Felt like I'd been whisked into a '60s frat party.
to wit
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/c ... night.html

This is pertinent:

The song was part of a larger skit whose premise was that William Shatner, as Captain Kirk, sends MacFarlane a message from the future about the dumb things he might do while hosting the Oscars. But that premise is not an excuse.

The premise WAS the excuse. Does this writer think McFarlane came up with this skit and his own jokes? There's a whole staff that works on it. This is the OSCAR PEOPLE doing this. Don't shoot the messenger!!

[bad hammy]

Personally, I thought Seth MacFarlane was the best part of the Oscars (but I'm a Family Guy fan).

Up until the morning of the Oscars I had never heard of Seth MacFarlane (never watched Family Guy obviously) but I agree - I thought he was (for the most part **) hilarious. Was laughing out loud regularly, as was Ms. Hammy. Would love to see him host it again. On the other hand, hammy's sister and brother in law turned the show off after 20 minutes because of him. Takes all kinds . . .



** The 'I saw your boobs' bit was not one of the hilarious bits if you ask me.

[JRM]

The song was part of a larger skit whose premise was that William Shatner, as Captain Kirk, sends MacFarlane a message from the future about the dumb things he might do while hosting the Oscars. But that premise is not an excuse.

The premise WAS the excuse. Does this writer think McFarlane came up with this skit and his own jokes? There's a whole staff that works on it. This is the OSCAR PEOPLE doing this. Don't shoot the messenger!!

Absolutely agree. As he first launched into his bland monologue, my wife and I both looked at each other and said "This isn't very funny." Then the Shatner/Kirk thing started, and we realized it was part of the schtick. Considering "the song" was preceded by the warning from Kirk that "you're about to sing a song that offends every woman in the audience!", I thought it would be pretty obvious to everyone what was coming. And the staged cut-aways of "offended" actresses were not to be taken seriously. At this point, even my wife said "Now this is funny!"

Seems to me the writer of that article would have preferred an Oscars hosted by Buzz Killington (look it up if you don't know the reference).

When you hire Seth MacFarlane, you know what you're getting. Articles like this remind me of the old parable of the scorpion and the frog. When the frog is shocked at getting stung, the scorpion says "But you knew it's in my nature." Of course, then they both sink to the bottom of the river.... Take the analogy what it's worth.

I like Family Guy a lot, but MacFarlane was a disgusting pig on this one. Felt like I'd been whisked into a '60s frat party.

I fail to see how these are dissimilar! Have you ever seen the "Family Guy Live" clips on the DVDs?

[lonewolf]

I too was not familiar with Seth MacFarlane or Family Guy prior to The Oscars and only watched snippits while surfing for something better (or maybe it was competing with a basketball game in which I was more interested.)
I thought MacFarlane was refreshingly crude and sophomoric ... and infinitely more entertaining than his predecessors.

[mcgato]

I am familiar with Seth and I like Family Guy, but I thought that he was inappropriate for the telecast. I only watched the early part of the show, and I muted it during the "I Saw Your Boobs" song. I kept it muted for the rest of his opening act. And what the hell was Shatner doing there?

And note that I:
--like Family Guy, as I said
--like boobs (a lot)
--like the original Star Trek, as well as a couple of the Star Trek movies

I think that this schtick would have worked better at a Golden Globes, where most people are drunk, or for the Emmy's which is about TV.

I should also note that I don't usually watch the Oscars, except for the red carpet and the very beginning of the show.

Oh, and I'll also add that I loved Jennifer Lawrence's press conference after her win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKZb1wLmAY