You can't make this stuff up

[jazzcyclist]

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? Give them credit for taking a hard line against domestic violence.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... court.html

[tandfman]

I suspect this one will not have a happy ending, although in rare instances these things do:

http://www.instablogs.com/outer_permali ... linded-her

[jeremyp]

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? Give them credit for taking a hard line against domestic violence.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... court.html

Sometimes these Iranians come up with some promising solutions to the difficulties of modern life.

[Marlow]

Sometimes these Iranians come up with some promising solutions to the difficulties of modern life.

I'm trying to come up with a worst case scenario. He did it to me; he did it to my wife; he did it my daughter; he did it to my 2-year-old GRANDDAUGHTER, and I still can't see myself injecting acid into another person's eyes as 'justice'. Doesn't this just make me as bad as the bad guy?

[tandfman]

Sometimes these Iranians come up with some promising solutions to the difficulties of modern life.

I'm trying to come up with a worst case scenario. He did it to me; he did it to my wife; he did it my daughter; he did it to my 2-year-old GRANDDAUGHTER, and I still can't see myself injecting acid into another person's eyes as 'justice'.

It's better than killing the bastard, which is what a lot of people would want to do.

[lonewolf]

This should be a capital crime.

[jazzcyclist]

I'm trying to come up with a worst case scenario. He did it to me; he did it to my wife; he did it my daughter; he did it to my 2-year-old GRANDDAUGHTER, and I still can't see myself injecting acid into another person's eyes as 'justice'.

Come one man. Obviously, I can't read your mind and neither you or I can ever truly know what we would do in a situation like that, but I'll bet you'd be willing to do a lot worse things than that to him if he had done this to your wife, daughter or grand-daughter. When you went to the hospital and your saw your female relative fighting for her life with her face covered in bandages, don't you think your inner-barbarian would surface in its fury?

[Marlow]

don't you think your inner-barbarian would surface in its fury?

In fury (caught him mid-act), yes! In cold-blooded revenge, not so much.
(and yes, there is a difference)

[jazzcyclist]

don't you think your inner-barbarian would surface in its fury?

In fury (caught him mid-act), yes! In cold-blooded revenge, not so much.
(and yes, there is a difference)

What about a day, or even a few hours after the act?

[Daisy]

What about a day, or even a few hours after the act?

Marlow would invite them around for tea?

[Pego]

I honestly don't know, how I'd behave under such circumstances.

[bad hammy]

I honestly don't know, how I'd behave under such circumstances.

Don't want to find out, either.

[jazzcyclist]

I honestly don't know, how I'd behave under such circumstances.

I don't think any of us do?

[jazzcyclist]

Gay Softball League Rocked By Heterosexual Cheating Scandal

The five ballplayers summoned before a protest committee at the Gay Softball World Series stood accused of cheating. Their alleged offense: heterosexuality.

Inside a small room, surrounded by committee members and other softball officials, the players said they were interrogated about their sexual orientation. Confusion reigned. According to court records, one player declined to say whether he was gay or straight but acknowledged being married to a woman. Another answered yes to both gay and heterosexual definitions. A third asked if bisexual was acceptable and was told, “This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series.”

Ultimately, the committee ruled that three of the five were “nongay” and stripped the team of its second-place finish.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/30/sport ... .html?_r=2

[lonewolf]

Which raises the question: Would a "straight" league that openly discriminates against gays be allowed to exist.? Just wondering.

[jazzcyclist]

British soldier in Afghanistan gives birth at base attacked by Taliban, despite allegedly being unaware she was even pregnant.

The woman, a gunner in the Royal Artillery, had complained of stomach pains before medics informed her she was in labour.

She gave birth to a son five weeks premature in Camp Bastion on Tuesday.

Mother and baby are both said to be in a stable condition, with a specialist paediatric team from the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford, preparing to travel to Afghanistan to assist them on the flight home.

The Ministry of Defence last night confirmed it was against military policy for servicewomen to be deployed on operations while pregnant and said they had been unaware the servicewoman was expecting.

It is the first time a soldier from the UK has given birth while in Afghanistan.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... stion.html

Is it plausible for a woman who's going into labor to not have any idea she's pregnant?

[Daisy]

Is it plausible for a woman who's going into labor to not have any idea she's pregnant?

I have heard of it before, but in an overweight women. I assume a soldier would be in shape?

[Pego]

It is not all that uncommon. She does not even have to be all that overweight.

[odelltrclan]

It is not all that uncommon. She does not even have to be all that overweight.

For anyone who has lived with a women who has gone through pregnancy, I would think it is hard to believe. Of course, like others we have heard of it before. How can the physical changes NOT tell a woman (and those around) that something is different? I am not just talking about a bulging belly and weight gain.

[marknhj]

This happened to a friend of a friend of mine in the 1980's in Santa Monica. The mother was an anorexic-looking cocaine addict who did not know she was pregnant until she went into labor. Nobody around her, including her husband, knew or even guessed she was pregnant. The baby was born addicted to coke and taken away from the mother who was promptly deported. A couple of years ago I heard that the child had just graduated from Oxford.

[Flumpy]

Graduated from Oxford aged 2??? That's amazing

A friend of mine just found himself a father at 22. His girlfriend had no idea she was pregnant until she went to the doctor with stomach pains only to find out she was 8 and a half months pregnant. Had a baby boy 2 weeks later.

YIKES!!!

[Daisy]

This happened to a friend of a friend of mine in the 1980's

Graduated from Oxford aged 2??? That's amazing

The baby was born in the 80's

[Conor Dary]

Oxonians that are only 2! A perfect size coxswain for the Boat Race.

[marknhj]

Oxonians that only 2! A perfect size coxswain for the Boat Race.

Flump = not a candidate for Oxford mathematics department

[jazzcyclist]

Kids these days.

The University of Tennessee says it has suspended a fraternity chapter indefinitely and may refocus its alcohol education programs after police said a student was hospitalized following a weekend incident involving alcohol enemas.

Twelve Tennessee students were cited with underage drinking and one with disorderly conduct following the incident early Saturday at a Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity chapter house, according to a university spokeswoman.

"Shock would not be an (overstatement)," Tim Rogers, vice chancellor of student life, told reporters Wednesday. "I myself had never heard of what has been alleged."

Knoxville police say they began investigating after a student was taken to the UT Medical Center in critical condition early Saturday with a blood alcohol level of 0.40 -- five times the legal cutoff for driving.

"Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville Police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said Monday in a statement.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennes ... index.html

[jazzcyclist]

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but I have a hunch that this Chilean public service announcement might not be recieved that well in the U.S., at least amoing half the polulation.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/2 ... 18080.html

[Marlow]

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but I have a hunch that this Chilean public service announcement might not be recieved that well in the U.S., at least amoing half the polulation.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/2 ... 18080.html

I don't know . . . I bet it was a woman who came up with their great bumper sticker:
"Save the ta-tas"
Raising awareness (and money) for this cause can be more than just wearing pink. Imagination (and a good sense of humor) can't be a bad thing. I don't know that anything in that video was offensive (but then again, I am not one. My wife, however, did not disapprove of it (bumper sticker)).

[DrJay]

My focus group of 1 (one) gave it a thumbs up.