The Latest "Future" Candidate for the Darwin Award


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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby Pego » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:17 am

As a med student I saw a case where a guy masturbated with a small garter snake that escaped into his bladder. He did not tell us what he did. You can imagine the surprise to see a snake through a cystoscope. It was removable :wink: .
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby kuha » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:20 am

All of this is SO wrong, in SO MANY ways!

:shock: :!:
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby dukehjsteve » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:42 am

You know, I really, I say really again, could have lived without this posting. Thanks a big one jazzer ! :lol:
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby 18.99s » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:04 am

jazzcyclist wrote:You can't make this stuff up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/0 ... ostpopular


Doesn't count ... he didn't die or become sterile as a result of that ultra-stupid act.
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby Conor Dary » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:32 pm

Okay, here is one, or maybe just bad luck. You decide!

    A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow.

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... n/2074145/
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby Pego » Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:16 pm

Conor Dary wrote:Okay, here is one, or maybe just bad luck. You decide!

    A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow.

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... n/2074145/


I tried to find Lake Shestakov on the web. The only links I discovered were related to this story. Should it make me skeptical :mrgreen: ?
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby Conor Dary » Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:20 pm

A hoax? And such a cute little guy.
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Re: The Latest Future Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby jazzcyclist » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:43 am

How about this Russian water park? Certainly these folks have the potential to one day graduate to the thread for actual Darwin Award candidates instead of mere idiots having fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T3WCIqy1cs
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Re: The Latest "Future" Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby jazzcyclist » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:34 pm

bump

Remember, you have to actually bite the dust to become an "actual" candidate for the Darwin Award.
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Re: The Latest "Future" Candidate for the Darwin Award

Postby odelltrclan » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:33 pm

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