The Truth About Chuck Norris

[tafnut]

That didn't take long.

23 hours. I'm sorry, did you take offense at my quotation of Emily?

[polevaultpower]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/e ... eye22.html

Tough-guy actor and martial-arts expert Chuck Norris, real name Carlos Ray Norris, sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November.

[bambam]

you know full well that youtubing of network TV is 100% verboten here; please quit being a serial offender.

Garry, does this mean we can't discuss our favorites choices in breakfast cereals here? I prefer Special K, with Granola mixed in, and sometimes Grape-Nuts. Does this get me thrown off the list?

[tandfman]

I prefer Special K, with Granola mixed in, and sometimes Grape-Nuts. Does this get me thrown off the list?

Probably not, but your preference for Special K confirms that you're just a flaky guy.

[JRM]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2004087331_eye22.html

Tough-guy actor and martial-arts expert Chuck Norris, real name Carlos Ray Norris, sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November.

I was just about to post this. OK, so you've now pissed off Chuck Norris, guys. Insert your own joke here!

[marknhj]

I've never understood how anyone can eat grape-nuts. Do you chew them or swallow them whole? Or do you leave them to soak overnight to relieve them of their gravel-like hardness?

I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix.

Thanks...

[tafnut]

I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix. Thanks...

Ding Dongs and Sprite - all the way, bro!

[bambam]

I've never understood how anyone can eat grape-nuts. Do you chew them or swallow them whole? Or do you leave them to soak overnight to relieve them of their gravel-like hardness?

I like various Trader Joe granola's mixed with one Weetabix.

Thanks...

Good question - sometimes I let them soak a bit in the milk, but sometimes I like them crunchy.

[gh]

Been awhile since we saw a good Chuck Norris line:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater

[Pego]

The link does not work. It might have been removed already.

I must have missed this thread in real time. It is quite entertaining.

[gh]

d'oh.... cuz it's a Facebook link that's not open to everyone.

It went to this picture

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... wBA&dur=75

[gh]

And in searching for that, more Chuck Norris lines than anybody should ever need (and now you know where Dos Equis got its inspiration for the most interesting man in the world)

http://funnyjokeabout.com/chucknorrisjokes

[Conor Dary]

Those are great.

[jeremyp]

Then there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ

Scary, very scary.

[gh]

You're probably very lucky that the link has been killed for piracy reasons. I suspect the content would have made you the second of the day to be banned for political violations.

[jeremyp]

You're probably very lucky that the link has been killed for piracy reasons. I suspect the content would have made you the second of the day to be banned for political violations.

Allowing someone, and his wife, to speak his/their minds on the great issues of our day is a political violation? By the way anyone who is interested in Norris et als views they can google it easily. Or see it on John Stewart.

[gh]

Feel free to discuss all the great issues of the day you like with family, friends, or on a thousand other boards. Raise politics here and your right to discussion gets curtailed. It's a pretty simple rule.

[lonewolf]

Thank you, gh.

[jeremyp]

Thank you, gh.

I think you're being political.