(Both Satirical and flattering)
01. Hicham El Guerrouj: Hi! Huge, cruel major.
02. Haile Gebrselassie: Agile, baseless hire.
03. Keninesa Bekele: Is able, keen keen.
04. Daniel Komen: Man-like node.
05. Eliud Kipchoge: Cough liked pie.
06. Sileshi Sihine: Hi! In hisses lie.
07. Stephen Cherono: The prone chosen.
08. Ali Saïdi-Sief: Is ideal if as.
09. Asafa Powell: Alas! Ape wolf.
10. Tim Montgomery: O My! Not trim gem.
11. Maurice Greene: Cure menagerie.
12. Donovan Bailey: Annoy voidable.
13. Leroy Burrell: Ruler or belly.
14. Ato Boldon: Not bad loo.
15. Frank Fredricks: Rednecks irk raff.
16. Justin Gatlin: Snail jutting
17. Pietro Mennea: Eminent or ape.
18. Francis Obikwelu: Woeful, brainsick.
19. Konstadínos Kenteris: Is not token darkness
20. Marion Jones: Nose in Major
21. Danny Everett: A trendy event.
22. Christian Olsson: In cast-iron slosh.
Bonus Question/Answser:
23. Track & Field News: Flawed and stricken.
