the two unfortunate people who were injured at the macys day parade have a reason to celebrate today. after sustaining injuries from a out of control ballon they heard that the authorities have invited them back next year!! ..............what!? so you can finish them off you maniacs
in a local highschool football game the winning team won in a lopsided score of 60-6. the coach of the losing team said, " it wasnt a matter of us giving up big plays but more them making the big plays" wha, wha what! hey coach, please go into politics. you would be much better at writing up speechs for some lying senator than writing up defensive schemes.