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[Pego]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42979&rss=1

[tafnut]

The following sentence is the show-stopper, and it's kind of a throw-away line in the middle of the article. Given that the premise of the article is that all 32 NFL teams will relocate to Los Angeles:

"Plus, the intricate L.A. highway system will cut team travel time by almost 25 percent," Washington added.

Anyone who's ever tried to drive in the greater-LA area will see the brilliance in that under-stated line.

[EPelle]

"Plus, the intricate L.A. highway system will cut team travel time by almost 25 percent," Washington added.

True, because the players will be able to walk to the stadium faster than they can travel by car and/or bus.