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by EPelle » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:05 am
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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by EPelle » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:28 am
Question number two:
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
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by tafnut » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:57 am
Alternately
1. Do dyslexic people see secret messages in alphabet soup?
2. Who's getting the royalties now from Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia" ice cream?!
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by SQUACKEE » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:14 am
EPelle wrote: Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
the question is the punchline!
i have nothin to add!!
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by Per Andersen » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:50 pm
Why is there something instead of nothing????
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by EPelle » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:23 am
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
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by tlb747 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:43 am
Why do 24-Hour stores have locks on doors?
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by big mac » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:27 pm
tlb747 wrote: Why do 24-Hour stores have locks on doors?
As a hurricane precaution.
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by nevetsllim » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:38 pm
Why do birds suddenly appear?
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by tlb747 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:56 pm
big mac wrote: tlb747 wrote: Why do 24-Hour stores have locks on doors?
As a hurricane precaution.
I should have known that! I am in a (hurricane) damaged area.
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by tafnut » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:41 pm
nevetsllim wrote: Why do birds suddenly appear?
because you are near?
but, more importantly, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?!
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by SQUACKEE » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:47 pm
if god can do anything can he make a rock so heavy even he cant lift it?
discuss-
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by tafnut » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:36 pm
Why are some infinities larger than other infinities?
Why did the Big Bang happen right then? How does space curve back into itself? How can time slow down at near light speeds?
These (and lotsa others) give me migraines so I have learned an important fact of life: Ignorance
IS bliss.
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by Cooter Brown » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:39 pm
"What if D-O-G spelled 'cat'?
-Ogre
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by EPelle » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:13 am
tafnut wrote: These (and lotsa others) give me migraines so I have learned an important fact of life: Ignorance
IS bliss.
If ignorance is bliss, why are so many people unhappy?
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by tafnut » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:12 am
EPelle wrote: If ignorance is bliss, why are so many people unhappy?
Because . . . uh . . . OK, thanks a lot, now I've got a migraine again
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