05.11.17 -- Question of the Day

[EPelle]

Why is it when people talk to God they are praying, but when God talks to them they are put into the loony bin?

[SQUACKEE]

Why is it when people talk to God they are praying, but when God talks to them they are put into the loony bin?

i think its probably because the people who say god talks to them are

a. usually naked and rocking back and forth

b. usually naked and have a nasty habit of killing people

c. and last and definately worse, they are usually on the tele and can convince elderly retired octarians living in hurrican damaged trailerparks to send them their last dollar.

[tafnut]

He talks to me all the time, but then again . . .

[EPelle]

He talks to me all the time, but then again . . .

Tafnut = Messenger

[tafnut]

Tafnut = Messenger

don't shoot me!!

[gh]

I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?

[SQUACKEE]

I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?

tafnut was born to a virgin

[EPelle]

I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?

That is the day Europe went metric

[tafnut]

I give up---what happened May 11, 1917?

I'm getting old - that took me over a minute to figure out!

[SQUACKEE]

>I'm getting old <

not bad for 88 years old

[tafnut]

>I'm getting old <
not bad for 88 years old

I won't be that old for several more weeks - don't rush me!!!

[EPelle]

I won't be that old for several more weeks - don't rush me!!!

Your rate of decline is π/2 + ½-dog years/t-(cat x color)². Therefore, tafnut, I would say you have 14 hours, 23 minutes before you meet Eldrick at the south side of Market Street in downtown San Francisco. He will be wearing a white robe, be smoking a cigarette, and will escort you to your private room near right side of the basement elevator.

[SQUACKEE]

may i add to this equation?

Your rate of decline is π/2 + ½-dog years/t-(cat x color)². + diet of pizza+-neg. vegatables=married w/children%time starring at monitor= probably has a few days to live