Is this a good reason to skip school?

[tlb747]

(Year or so later good friend knocked his own eye out w/ a BB ricochet.)

Now this really reminds me of "The Chirstmas Story."

[MJD]

Columnist says this is a front on the war between the sexes:

"It's unfair, because with the advent of hunter safety tests, they can even trump us with intellect. Young Sierra scored a 98 on her safety test. This explains why there weren't more boys in the hunt.

Test: "If you see movement in the forest, shoot before you know what it is so it doesn't get away."

Boy: "What do you mean, 'false'?" "

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