There was hockey on the tube last night. Bill Guerin of the Dallas Stars was on Texas Hardtails. It was Episode 3: The Lingerie Show . "Two out of work hockey players ask Rick for a job and Mom and Debbie can't find girls for the lingerie contest!"...honest.
And it looks like the first option is coming soon to an arena near you, if you live in a northern/Canadian/midwestern/Californian city (hopefully they can contract some teams, or at least merge Anaheim into the LA Kings).