FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
ALL VILLAGERS: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
FIRST VILLAGER: She looks like one!
ALL VILLAGERS: Yeah! Yeah! Burn her! Yeah!
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
[They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up as a witch.]
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
ALL VILLAGERS: We didn't, we didn't!
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
[BEDEVERE takes her nose off.]
FIRST VILLAGER: ... Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
FIRST VILLAGER: And the hat. But she is a witch.
ALL VILLAGERS: Yeah! We burn her! Yeah! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
FIRST VILLAGER: No! No! No! No! No!... Yes .. Yes ... A bit. A bit. She has got a wart!
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