http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... er_drugs_1
As my witty office-mate noted, "You really don't want people on drugs throwing javelins around"
Additional related attempt at wittiness: I went to Europe to catch the Bislett Games, and first went to London, where I saw a 2nd-century A.D. replica of the famed discus thrower statue at the British Museum. I couldn't help noticing that his penis was broken off. How's that for a warning against steroids?